Who knew? Watching a Tour de France mountain stage is a journey of community, of freebies, of nonsense, of joyous merriment

Do you know that pleasure you get, that unfettered delight, when you wander into a Tesco Express at night, weary and weary and starving from a day of no food stuff, and obtain the whoopsie aisle supplying a sandwich, a pie, a wrap, a food deal at 80 per cent of its unique selling price?

The sensation of securing a cut price, as if in some way you deserved it, you acquired it. It is a glorious emotion of pure happiness. A thing so easy, so small, so unimportant, yet concurrently so important.